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Gujarat Govt
July 19, 2009, 9:52 pm
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Sorry for not updating my blog but i was stuck in my duty. BTW i wanna tell u something about gujarat. U cannot get liqour here unless u have very big connections. Yeah, in gujarat u can have liqour but now a days its very difficult to find/have. I hv bought 2 quarters today from local smuggler. But the main thing is how come a govt can allow them to sell such thing? Em a regular liquor taker person, i bought that quarters for 140 rs. each. Now the question is “are we bold enough to let it official?” or Gandhiji’s born in gujarat will make it impossible? We are loosing the revenue which will be come by liqour and india cant afford it. Gujarat is a reach state but what about the others? Modi should think about it, after all our revenue is gonna to nation. Sorry to say that inspite of restrictions on liqour here in gujarat u can find it easily so if our govt cant control them let the restriction be released. Gandhiji is gone we should accept the change. Its a nessecity. If the govt can allow in SEZ’s then they should….



Impressed By This Song.
June 26, 2009, 8:29 pm
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Here I Am Posting Lyrics Of An Awesome Song. Its From The Film JISM. The Movie Is Also Nice. Presenting…
Mere Khwabo Ka Har Ek Naksh Mita De Koi,
Mere Khwabo Ka Har Ek Naksh Mita De Koi,
Sukhe Patto Ka Bacha Dher Hai Jala De Koi,
Mere Khwabo Ka Har Ek Naksh Mita De Koi.
Meri Pehchan Ka Ek Shaks Isi Shehar Mein Hai,
Meri Pehchan Ka Ek Shaks Isi Shehar Mein Hai,
Main Bhi Zinda Hoon Zara Usko Bata De Koi,
Mere Khwabo Ka Har Ek Naksh Mita De Koi.
Kuch To Tanhai Ka Ehsas Mujhe Kam Hoga,
Kuch To Tanhai Ka Ehsas Mujhe Kam Hoga,
Mere Saaye Se Agar Mujhko Mila De Koi,
Mere Khwabo Ka Har Ek Naksh Mita De Koi,
Sukhe Patto Ka Bacha Dher Hai Jala De Koi,
Mere Khwabo Ka Har Ek Naksh Mita De Koi.
Hows It????



PART-II
June 17, 2009, 11:04 pm
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Hmm i am back and continuing last post… (6) RAKHI NAUTANKI SAWANTH Vs MALAIKA ARORA KHAN. Rakhi sawanth is the cheapest person of the industry. Never seen an ugly kinda girl like her. She always try to find cameras and start acting in front of it. Earlier seen an ad on tv it was something like this “who wanna marry rakhi sawant?” WTF. And amazingly 15k guys responded ! It happens only in india. She looks like a DEAD CAT now coming to maal sorry malaika arora. She has a clean image inspite of doing item numbers. I like her curvy body. WoW. But rakhi looks,behaves like a wh*re. Thats the difference. (7) SUNIDHI CHAUHAN Vs SHREYA GHOSHAL whenever sunidhi sings it seems like she is screaming, shouting. I like only one song of her and its from the film chameli, the song is “bhage re mann” otherwise her all songs are just like good for nothing. Shreya is my fav female singer. I am feeling no shame to tell the world that i love her. I love you shreya. My dil goes ummm… Just listen to her songs and amongst them my fav is “jaadu hai nasha hai” from the film JISM. Mwah what a song ;) (8) PREM AGAN Vs SHOLAY. worst film i have seen in my life is Prem Agan. After that film i quited to watch hindi movies and switched to holly films. Still getting ill whenever i think about that film, huh. My all time fav film is Sholay. Must say best film indian film industry have made. Next (9) INDIATV ANCHORS Vs AFSHA ANJUM all indiatv anchors and employees are big gaandus, chirkuts. Even its female hosts are also try to create sansani and drama. Just look at afsha anjum from NDTV. I am in love with her too (ek se mera kya hoga?) pleasant, calm, bubbly… When india loses a match i just switch her program and her bubblyness realy helping me to get out from the frustration of india’s defeat. Thanks to NDTV. (10) SE & S40 Vs S60v 1,2,3.. first of all let me tell you that i realy hate SE. I mean who the hell going to buy it and spend 15k for a small screen, java looking interface, ladies design? And those are the biggest champus who buy s40 fons like 6300,6233 just for lil better sound? That fons have irritating user interface. Fuckemall. My style is different. I want everything big. S60 allows me to do whatever i want to do. Most compatible oS s60 i am using since last 10 years and still very happy and satisfied. I rest my talks coz dont wanna even think about SE, s40. Bye for now and goodbye to champus (s40,SE oweners)



My Likes and Dislikes

Hi , first of all i would like to say sorry for not updating my blog. I was very busy in my job, even right now (when i am writing this) i am on duty. Anyways back to blog. As the Title suggests i am going to write here persons whom i like and whom i dont like. (1) PRIYANKA CHOPRA Vs PRIETY ZINTA , i hate that witch. She has got a fake,artificial face, she is oversmart without any talent blah blah blah read my previous post for more details. I like PRIETY ZINTA (as far as bolly actress is concern) she is white, fair, bubbly, real, charming etc etc. Did you see PRIYANKA’s nokia mobile ad? She tried extremely hard to be/look like a bubbly girl but she fails on every aspect. huh.. Just search on youtube a video called “sajan mere satrangiya” and see priyanka’s real look (before plastic surgery) (2) ABHISHEK BACHCHAN Vs BRUCE WILLIS. ABHISHEK BACHCHAN is the worst , ugliest , horrible and camel type actor. He doesnt know the dancing aswell. Haha. He always walks behind his father (AMITABH BACHCHAN). But i must say that he is quite lucky guy by getting AISHWARYA (who cares about 2nd hand or 3rd hand??? Hahaha) because what look he got he does not deserve to marry a “C” Grade heroine. He has done wonderful,extraordinary and very natural/real acting in only one film and the name is DOSTANA hehehe. He had nothing to do with his acting in this film. Thers gonna nothing on his way whether he add one extra “I” to his name or 99 more. Even god cannot help him to be succeded. Now i come to The Great BRUCE WILLIS. The name says all no need to write about him as you all know very well his greatness. (3) ANU MALIK Vs A.R. RAHMAN. As you all know ANU MALIK is a thief, copy cat and I hate thieves. He also has no potential talent and he is also famous for his nonsense bakwaas (badbola). He looks like a cactus tree and his voice like a donkey even a donkey can sing better than him. Now A.R. RAHMAN, he is my fav musician, what an artist. Original, humble, cool, calm…. He speaks less and works more. The only indian musician who has an oscar. His music has the devine feel,touch.. I proud on him. Jay ho !!! (4) ATIF ASLAM The Thief Vs KAILASH KHER. On ATIF The Thief i have wrote in my previous post so will write here something only about KAILASH KHER. He has got great talent in his singing. When he came to Mumbai, almost every music composser refused him but he kept his struggle on and rest is the history. He is now one of most popular singers of bollywood. I love his voice, real and a bit of saltyness makes his voice different from others. Atif has also that kind of rawness but he is copying his former, ex- friend GOHER. That boy is a live wire, absolute dynamite. His songs have been stolen by ATIF The Thief. Thats why i dont like him infact i hate ATIF The Thief. I never write Atif the thief’s name without the tag “The Thief” hahaha (5) INDIATV Vs NDTV. The most Chaalu, gaanduest, faltu, bakwaas, worst channel of the world is INDIATV. They have always published most disgusting news. They always claim that they have the information that OBAMA will do this or TALIBAN gonna do this etc etc. Thier most TRP getting program is BHAVISHYAWANI (an astrology based program). They always have breaking news’ regarding to snake, mummy, waterdemon, yeti etc etc. I can give 50k if someone can go and kiss its owner Rajat Sharma also the most fashionable hair style owner. Hehehe. NDTV is the most Genuine news channel of india. Thier hosts,anchors never sensetionalise an issue. They shows the reality and thier issues are always for the common man. Its the only channel WHERE GUEST SPEAKS MORE THAN THE ANCHOR. Next 5 will be in next post.



Is Piggy = Atif Chor ???
May 15, 2009, 5:19 pm
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Hi , do you still have some doubts about piggy chops’ plastic surgery? Ok, i am giving you the proof just copy paste the link http://bit.ly/Pe00w and download the video then decide yourself. You should thankful to me for my efforts to find that video its real rare one. Btw today when were we coming to home after doing 1st shift , there were four persons in the car. One of us started car’s music player, after sometime a song started, the guy who started the music player tells to driver to increase the volume then i told to driver to stop that song or to play another one. That guy didnt like it. After sometime he asked me that why did i stopped the song and my answer was its a CHOR’s song thats why. He said no, it was ATIF’s song and i said he is the one. He was looking at me suspiciously then i told him the real story of ATIF which i am telling to you also. Everyone knows JAL, it was founded by Goher/Gauhar. The band had 3 or 4 members. In it Goher was the lead singer and Atif was supporting singer. JAL rocked Pakis and became the most popular band of the country. Atif’s brother was the manager of the band after some controversies (atif’s bro spotted taken bribe at Nepal for the show or something like that) Gohar expelled him that b*stard Atif also left the band and he and his bro released their own album consisted WOH LAMHE, ADAT etc etc which was originaly composed by Gohar. After that Atif succeded to get a film of Bhatt camp and told them that its his compositions and have copyrights too. Bhatts given him a chance to sing in ZEHER also compose music for them next film (may be) KALYUG. When Gohar heard it he was totaly shocked coz he had the copyrights of that songs. He was going to file a case of cheating against Atif and Bhatts but Bhatts were managed the whole issue. All popular songs of Atif are actualy stolen thats why he is in my HATE LIST. He had betrayed his friends and got fame,name,money etc but he lost his FRIENDS coz usne dost ki peeth mein khanjar bhonka. Btw after that do you want to know what my colleague said ??? He said ” i still like Atif’s voice but he is no more my favourite ” now speak with me loudly “ATIF CHOR , MURDABAD”



Bolly Beauties Part – II

“mai bepanaah andheron ko subah kaise kahu? Mai in nazaaro ka andhaa tamaashbeen to nahi !” i am back as per my promise. Do you still like Piggi Chops ??? Then aapko dawaa ki nahi duaa ki zarurat hai. That blacky has played with so many people’s heart and broken their faith i will tell you about some of them. Mr. Prakash Jaju a welknown name of the (film) industry. He was the most helpfull secy for the strugglers. When nobody gave even a single ad to piggy after ANDAAZ he helped her to get some shows, tv ads, marriage dance shows, birthday parties and films aswel and slowly slowly piggy became popular only by his efforts. Everyone knows that a secy and an actor has a mutual understanding regarding to money distribution (normaly secy charge 10%) but when he asked his money that blacky refused to give it and filed a false case against him Ulta chor Kotwal ko Daante. This had made him a petient of depression. It is her real nature. Do you know Harman Baweja? Ok, let me make it more simple to you. He is a son of a big producer (Harry Baweja) piggy told to everyone even in media tha she is in love with him and going to marry him. But when their film goes biggest flop of the year she thrown Harman Baweja out of her life like “Doodh mai se makkhi fenkana”. Now the poor puppy (Shahid Kapoor) is her next target. She is telling everyone that she loves him and the innocent puppy also thinks so. But in a party at the piggy’s home (few days ago) Gerrard Butler (hero of 300) proposed her and asked to spend some time with him in front of Shahid, she didnt even refused or ignored but laughed at the proposal. Poor puppy couldnt do anything and left the party after that what happened between piggy and Gerrard and i dont care damn it. But every fan of her should know her real character. She make relations only to get money and fame. She is emotionless, feelingless and dont deserve any kind of respect. I think its enough for now. Just question to you “do you still like Priyanka Chopra ???”



Bolly beauties , are they real?

India is known of its real beauties but now a days there are too many actresses in bollywood are going through plastic surgery, silicon implants , buttox etc etc. The most known name in this catagory is Shilpa Shetty but the list is much bigger than you think. Some of them are Shamita Shetty, Sushmita Sen, Koena Mitra, Ayesha Takia, Minisha Lamba, Rakhi Nautanki Sawant, Sherlyn Chopra, PRIYANKA CHOPRA……………… What? Did i wrote Priyanka Chopra’s name? She is not from the list Damn it, bla bla bla. I know yo are reacting like this but let me finish after that you should react, ok? Hmm, so where were we? Oh on Priyanka, like most of you people dont know that she had gone through a long a process of plastic surgery to change her different parts of body. Shocking na? I knew, well if you look at her face and body carefully you will notice that they are not real. 1st look at her very disturbing and abnormal looking upper lip, she had made it thick by plastic surgery, now look at her nose closely does it lool like a panty? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…. Yes, he had made it narrow coz when she was a model (before wining the beauty title) her nose was look like a PAKODAA. and so and so. Look at her ropey legs just like MURGI KI TAANG and flat chest with flat butts oh o let me take a break to vomit. Haash feeling better. I am amazed that how could one like her? My dearest friend also like her but i know one day he will survive from his mental illness. Now the other side of coin (priyanka) will be in next post. I have to go to vomit again after that i will continue posting. Hahahaha just wait for it.



IPL or International Popat League?
May 13, 2009, 9:44 am
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Guys, your must have had read the blog of the fake ipl player but let me tell you its nothing but a publicity stunt. Ipl management and oficials have created this blunder to rescue ipl from a biggest flop event of the year and to save its remained reputation (ya it has lil bit) and also to make the whole drama more interesting. Theres too much money involved in it but when you watch their matches you realise they are not of its class. In some matches umpires have made horrible decisions like giving Out to a notout batsman eventhough they have 30 cameras and a third umpire facility also. Some bowlers had bowled 7 balls in an over and some had just 5 hahaha. Let me tell you another funny incident, when Suresh Raina was batting in a match the score board shown he has made his hundred then he had raise his bat and getting aplaud from the spectators just after that he got out (tried to play a big and risky shot after his century) when he was walking down to dugout he suddenly realised that he hadnt complete his century coz score board was showing that he had made 98 runs hahaha he became a popat. Apart from masti let me tell you this whole concept is already fixed like WWE (a funny wrestling federation). Its a whole bloody SETUP i must say conspirecy bigger than our mind can imagine to play with fans’ emotions and make people foooool to make tons of money. Now something about KKR, Jhon Buchanan and his support staff always been racials to indians everyone knows it. Recently they have made a racial comment on Ajit Agarkar, former cricket player Ajay Jadeja exposed it on a tv channel. It shows the class of IPL itself. When the KKR team was announced the coach didnt want Saurav Ganguly as a captain of the team as he (Saurav) is not listening to others and does what he wants. Thats our Dada/Maharaj. But when the IPL shifted to SA the coach disclosed his funny ‘Four Captain Theory’ but when Indian media and cricket fans reacts on it they had step down to it. But the coach succeded to convinced SRK to change the captain (atleast for a few matches) and Brendon McCullum became the captain. Then every indian player of KKR decided throw out the captain and place Dada again. Thats why they are playing badly and look, the result is in front of you. KKR stands last in the points tally. Jhon Buchanan and McCullum are going to loose their job and Dada will be the captain again of KKR. The bottom line of this post is dont get emotionally invovled to IPL watch it just for fun coz its a hardcore bussiness, emotions stand nowhere in it. Do your remember SRK,Juhi and Dada started a show on Colors channel? The name was Dancing angels or something like it. They had shown almost 15 episodes and got a winner too, but did you seen any Indian cheerleader there (SA)? Haha SMS bhej ke Popat ban gaye na? Got it, why i call it International Popat League ! BCCI, IPL just want to make money by hook or by crook. Recently Indian Sports Ministry opposed to IPL’s SMS game they compare it to Gamble/betting and under their pressure IPL quited SMS game concept. I think its enough to understand what i meant to tell you. Just remember its IPL the International Popat League. Bye for now.



is raat ki subah nahi…
May 11, 2009, 11:00 pm
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its 4 o’clock now and i am desperately waiting for 5 o’clock. Now watching mughal-e-aazam on SABtv. I wonder how could K. Aasif thought beyond the limits/boundries in the late 50s,60s (arey yaar wo film ka director hai isme sir khujaane ki jarurat nahi). I must say what a film, its one of the greatest film indian cinema has ever made. Oh o it was just a song not a film (badluck na?) kismat ne yaha bhi dhokha de diya hahaha. Now watching news (ofcourse NDTV yaar) i dont watch other gaandu news channles after the Aarushi murder case. They ba***rds had converted a victim in an accused. Toing pope said palestine should have autonomy, what a joke. Its just like giving a ladder to a monkey hahaha. Oops battery low…



Meeting was a success
May 11, 2009, 6:01 pm
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Today i met her as i have mentioned in my last post. When i met her she began crying and i cant see her crying. Then she hug me and start talking. In the whole conversation her words were “hum apne aanewale kal ki fikar mai apne aaj ko kyo barbaad karain?” that line touched me and i promised her that i will maintain our relation like i did before. After that i returned to home and had some drinks(liqour) my very good friend was chatting with me at that time but he didnt know that i am drunk or drinking coz he had also drunk beer hahaha. I have to go to duty in the morning so have to wake up at 4 o’clock but i will manage. If i got some free time i will write here, thats the promise but dont forget only if i will get free time. Bye for now.