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is raat ki subah nahi…
May 11, 2009, 11:00 pm
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its 4 o’clock now and i am desperately waiting for 5 o’clock. Now watching mughal-e-aazam on SABtv. I wonder how could K. Aasif thought beyond the limits/boundries in the late 50s,60s (arey yaar wo film ka director hai isme sir khujaane ki jarurat nahi). I must say what a film, its one of the greatest film indian cinema has ever made. Oh o it was just a song not a film (badluck na?) kismat ne yaha bhi dhokha de diya hahaha. Now watching news (ofcourse NDTV yaar) i dont watch other gaandu news channles after the Aarushi murder case. They ba***rds had converted a victim in an accused. Toing pope said palestine should have autonomy, what a joke. Its just like giving a ladder to a monkey hahaha. Oops battery low…



Suspecious Sunday
May 11, 2009, 7:34 am
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Yesterday’s sunday has made me upset again like most of the sundays had in the past. Some of my best posts were deleted i dont know how but that hurt me a lot. When i saw it i wasnt in the frame of mind to react coz i was totaly shocked. I spent two hours to get out myself from that dilemma but somehow i managed it and thought to write the deleted posts again in a more interesting way. I know that nobody reads my posts except a very dear friend of mine but i have spent too much time to write them from my very busy schedule and cant afford the deletion. It is very hard to write them again with same interest and enthusiasm its like to make a remake of own film. Jaane do raat gayi, baat gayi.



I hate sundays
May 10, 2009, 5:02 am
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Just reached to home due to trafic jam on highway. But when i parked my bike what i see? Oh my god my sister,jiju and nephew were already at home and more depressing thing is they were waiting for me. My elder sister and her two daughters are already at the home and three more. God also dont help me coz he has some missunderstanding but i dont care. I live my life as i want. Nobody can control me. Oh where were we? Yes, my home is not as big as it can handle 15,20 people at a time. I as you know i have returned doing night shift so i want to sleep and sleep with ease. A lil movement around can disturb my sleep and 3 lil demons (my nephews) are not going to let me sleep. One will slap me,other will snatch my hair etc etc. My friend is also not online and most dangerous thing is i have sufficient amount of liqour in my room but i dont like to drink liqour in daytimes. Ya you are right i do drink but not regularly. Today i am not gonna go to duty coz my sleep will not fulfil and i can not afford a disturbed mind at duty. I do not tolerate any kinda critisism regarding to my duty, my work coz on duty i do my best always. Now some pakodas in front of me but i am not gonna eat them. I am just waiting for the guests leave. Thats why typing this with sleepy,tired and lil disturbed mind.



Ek ladki ko dekha to…
May 5, 2009, 10:18 am
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Jaise taise kar ke company to pahuch hi gaya hihahaha mai ye soch ke khud ko behla raha tha ki africa se to kam hi garmi hai na. Gaadi mai baithe2 ek mast ladki dikhi, shayad college ki thi par us waqt waha jitne bhi mard the sab ki mundi usi ki taraf thi. Wo khas gori nahi thi uper se jyada fashionable bhi nahi thi fir bhi gajab ki khubsurat thi usko dekhte hi (thand pai gayi kaleje wich) hey bhagwan jara meri taraf bhi to dekho ye nahi to iski bahen hi dila do. Sari garmi,thakaan usko dekhte hi wasool ho gayi. Mera job pe jana saarthak ho gaya.



Sant shri spooky stanybawa ki amarvani
May 5, 2009, 7:33 am
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Daru ki baat nikli hai to thodi philosoph/fy bhi jhaad leta hu. Vishay hai :The 5 stages of DRUNKENESS. STAGE 1 CLEVER this is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the whole brahmaand. You know, you know everything and you want to pass on yr knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always ri8 and of course,the person you are talking to is very wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER. STAGE 2 ATTRACTIVE this is when u realize that u r the most attractive person in the room and that everyone fancies u. U can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to u. Bear in mind that u r still CLEVER, so u can talk to this person abt any subject under the sun. (dnt laugh) STAGE 3 RICH this is when u suddenly become RICHEST person in the room. U can buy drinks for the entire bar bcoz u have a bottomless wallet. U can also make bets at this stage bcoz of course u r still CLEVER. STAGE 4 INVICIBLE u r now ready to pick fights with any1 & every1, especially those whit whom u have been betting or arguing. This is bcoz u r now INVICIBLE. u have no fear of losing the battle bcoz as well as being INVICIBLE u r CLEVER u r RICH & U r more ATTRACTIVE then them. STAGE 5 INVISIBLE this is the final stage of DRUNKENNESS. at this point u can do anything bcoz u r now INVISIBLE. u can dance on a table to impress the people who u fancy bcoz the rest of people in the room cannot see u. U can walk through the street singing at top of your lungs bcoz no 1 can see or hear u and bcoz u r still CLEVER, u know all the words. Haha will post the side effects of being CLEVER very soon…



Something about me
May 4, 2009, 11:08 pm
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Cool, calm and very humble person at the same time very funny too. I am what i am. I dont care what people think about me. I love to sleep even in the theatres hahaha sounds crazy??? Thats why my friends call me “Spoooooooky”. In the web world (virtual world) i like to be called “Bhejafry” coz i am funny with power packed mind.